Wednesday, 17 October 2018

STATUTORY INSTRUMENTS KEEP ON COMING

On the right hand side bar of this blog, a bit further down is a feed from DEXEU giving the latest Statutory Instruments that are being churned out like cheap metal parts from a stamping machine. Apparently, we need somewhere between 800-1000 of these and I assume as we get nearer to exit day the giant pressing unit in Whitehall will be cranked up to ever higher speed. The amusing thing is the titles.

They seem to get ever and ever longer.  What about these by way of examples:

The Road Vehicles (Registration, Registration and Excise Exemption) (Amendment) (EU Exit) Regulations 2018  

The Animal By-Products and Transmissible Spongiform Encephalopathies (Amendment) (England) (EU Exit) Regulations 2018

The Cat and Dog Fur (Control of Import, Export and Placing on the Market) (EU Exit) Regulations 2018

The Merchant Shipping (Accident Reporting and Investigation) and the Railways (Accident Investigation and Reporting) (Amendment) (EU Exit) Regulations 2018  

When you look at the SI's themselves (I take the last one above as an example) this is the sort of thing you see - and remember, this is just the first section of the SI not the whole nine pages, which go on in more or less the same way plus an explanatory note at the end:

The Merchant  Shipping  (Accident  Reporting  and  Investigation)  Regulations  2012 (a)  are  amended in accordance with this Part. 

Amendment of regulation 2 (interpretation)
3. — (1) Regulation 2(1) is amended as follows.
(2) Omit the definition of “Council Directive 1999/35/EC”.
(3) Omit the definition of “Directive vessel”.
(4) Omit  the definition of “the Directive”
(5) Omit the definition of “EMCIP”.
(6) For the definition of “IMO Code”, substitute
—  ““IMO  Code”  means  the Code  of  the  International  Standards  and  Recommended  Practices for a Safety Investigation into a Marine Casualty or Marine Incident (Casualty Investigation  Code)  adopted  by  the  IMO  by  Resolution  MSC.255(84)  on  16th  May  2008 (b);”. 
(7) Omit  the definition of “ro-ro ferry” and “high speed passenger craft”.
(8) Before the definition of “safety investigation”, insert — ““relevant vessel” means any vessel other than a vessel —  
(a) falling within regulation 4(1)(a)(i) to (iii);
(b) that is a warship; 
(c) that is not propelled by mechanical means;
(d) that  is  a  wooden  vessel  of  traditional  build  which  is  not  primarily  propelled  by  mechanical means, including a dhow or junk which is made of wood and provided with sails; or
(e) that is a fishing vessel of  less than 15 metres length overall;”.
(9) For  the definition of “substantial interest”, substitute —
““Substantially Interested State” has the meaning given in the IMO Code;”

This is all being done in the name of Brexit. Of the 800-1000, the government has so far got round to 41 at the time of writing. The future will be a bit like the sorcerer's apprentice with the pressing machine racing out of control until the stack of SI's is so high you'll be able to see them from the queue of trucks on the M20 waiting to pass through Dover.

The complete current list of statutory instruments is HERE.